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ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time. 

(Source: fassyy)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr)

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo)

jem-sie:

Hella horny. Hella sleepy. Hella sad.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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"One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life."

- Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88)

"If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you."

- (via clumsiest)

(Source: aestheticintrovert)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call